Je, that was actually kind of funny

Some background: 

• I was talking with my dad this morning concerning some glasses that should have gotten here about a week ago, but never showed up in my post-box.  
  
• At the end of my sophomore year, someone stole my white racing bike out of the Sammy bike closet.  It had a flat front tire and was chained up.     
  
• My father recently ordered a belt for himself and some thermal underwear for my sister, to help her survive the long winter days in Chicago.  They should be in the same box as my glasses.   

My dad said this morning: "I hope the guy who stole your bike isn't wearing your glasses, my belt and Sara's undies."

I tried imagining what that would look like... :D