Big Boy

I'm a big boy now. I just washed two shirts, a bunch of "undergarments" and two pairs of socks BY HAND. Yes siree. I'm pretty sure that they are clean now. Most of the people reading my blog have probably been using washing machines for the past few years of their lives. To refresh your memories on how to wash by hand:

1. Try not to wear too many clothes. The cold will keep your clothes stink free for longer. The colder culture will keep people to themselves and away from smelling you. Change your "undergarments" daily though...my mom says so.
   
2. Get a big tub to put your clothes in, fill it with hot water and soap.
3. Put your clothes in and let soak for about 20 minutes.
4. Make believe that you are a washing-machine and swish the clothes around. *Swish swish swish* Swish the "pit" areas of your shirts a lot to make sure you get the stinks out.
   
5. Rinse your clothes out at least twice. *Swish swish swish* ALL of the soap out. I have a friend who had a friend who was studying in Russia who got an allergic reaction because of some soap left in the clothing. If only she would have read my blog in time to know how to rinse all of the soap out...
6. Wring out and hang up your clothes.
7. Yay!

Repeat as often as needed.